Erin and Friends Thanksgiving Special (In Sixty Seconds)

Lol I wish. It would definitely get the most hits on YouTube. So here’s the rundown of my Thanksgiving. I’m going to be as brief as possible. My sister Erica, best friend Christine and I head out to Charleston to help with that Feed the homeless thing. Exboyfriend is there. I talk to a homeless guy that says he knows Tupac’s mama and Oprah. Younger homeless guy starts getting too friendly so I decide it’s time to be going. We rush home to eat. Good food. Mom’s retarded chihuahua finds ALL the turkey grease dad dumped out in the yard and gobbles it down. Diarrhea all over my room. It stinks. I sleep on the couch to avoid the sick dog doo doo smell. Clemson SPANKS USC (yay!) Erica and I watch “Snoopy Come Home,” and it once again touches my heart. That evening, after having burned scented candles in my room all day, I look forward to sleeping in my fancy bed mom got me AFTER I moved out. (Go figure that one out.) Mom comes in at like 3 am or something, flips the light on, and starts scrubbing the floor again and ranting about how dad DEFINITELY poisoned Ralphy on purpose with the turkey grease out in the field. Next thing I remember she calls me to get up around 6:45 am for church. *Sigh* We had a nice time at church, mom and dad treat me to lunch and tank of gas. (Yay again!) I head back to my house in Clemson. And that’s how it all went down. Mmhm.

PS: I’m now sitting warm in my lovely house now with candles lit, Christmas music, and the french toast my mom sent home with me. It’s tres cozy, and I just wanted someone to know how happy that makes me.